April fools
eBooks
Operation funny farm by Lintvelt, Louise.
A dancing duck, a pig on a trampoline, donkeys on a see-saw and a turkey with a giant jelly...something strange is going on and Farmer Bill's wife is determined to get to the bottom of it . The rhyming text coupled with vibrant child-friendly illustrations make this a fun-filled barn yard adventure.
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Funny Bones Posada and His Day of the Dead Calaveras.
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...
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books at the library
Darth Paper strikes back : an Origami Yoda book by Angleberger, TomAfter several Origami Yoda-related incidences, Dwight is suspended for being a troublemaker and Yoda asks Tommy and Kellen to save Dwight by creating a case file that proves Dwight is an asset to Ralph McQuarrie Middle School.
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Space station seventh grade by Spinelli, Jerry
Seventh-grader Jason narrates the events of his year, from school, hair, and pimples, to mothers, little brothers, and a girl.
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The fairy-tale detectives by Buckley, MichaelOrphans Sabrina and Daphne Grimm are sent to live with an eccentric grandmother that they have always believed to be dead.
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The ransom of Red Chief by Henry, OTwo men kidnap a mischievous boy and request a large ransom for his return.
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Moxy Maxwell does not love Stuart Little by Gifford, Peggy Elizabeth
With summer coming to an end, about-to-be-fourth-grader Moxy Maxwell does a hundred different things to avoid reading her assigned summer reading book.
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Funny-bone dramatics by Carlson, Bernice WellsA selection of humorous riddles, plays, and puppet jokes with directions for presenting them to an audience.
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Mr. Popper's penguins by Atwater, RichardThe unexpected delivery of a large crate containing an Antarctic penguin changes the life and fortunes of Mr. Popper, a house painter obsessed by dreams of the Polar regions.
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Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging by Rennison, LouisePresents the humorous journal of a year in the life of a fourteen-year-old British girl who tries to reduce the size of her nose, stop her mad cat from terrorizing the neighborhood animals, and win the love of handsome hunk Robbie.
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The silliest joke book ever by Hartman, VictoriaA collection of riddle jokes on a variety of topics, including food, animals, and travel.
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How do you lift a walrus with one hand? : more profound answers to preposterous questions by Phillips, LouisPresents humorous answers to questions about family life, language and literature, science, travel, and other topics.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? : and other riddles, old and new
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Good for a laugh : a new collection of humorous tidbits and anecdotes from aardvark to zythum by Cerf, Bennett Alfred
Cerf isn't guilty of such mayhem though he may be pulling your leg or even twisting your wrist if you have a tendency not to laugh. You won't be able to resist when you read this superb collection of belly-laughs, yuck, yaks, boffolas, indescribable puns and his special shaggy-dog howlers. If you like a good laugh, you'll like Good For A Laugh.
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Heads or tails : stories from the sixth grade by
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Witcracks: jokes and jests from American folklore by Schwartz, Alvin
Traces the history and gives examples of puns, shaggy-dog stories, and other jokes from American humor of the nineteenth and twentieth centuries
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Lawn Boy Returns, Book #2 by Paulsen, Gary.Having expanded his summer lawn mowing job into an ever-growing business conglomerate, a twelve-year-old boy gets involved in high finance thanks to his hippie stockbroker, takes on sponsorship of a boxer, and becomes a media sensation.
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I totally funniest : a middle school story
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Dear Dumb Diary, Let's pretend this never happened
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Emmy and the incredible shrinking rat by Jonell, Lynne
Hilarious, inventive, and rodent-friendly, this fantastic first novel by acclaimed picture book author Jonell features a lonely girl, a cantankerous talking rat, and a nanny who is doing very, "very" bad things. Includes a fun flip-book feature. Illustrations.
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Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck Book 7
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Middle School: Escape to Australia
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Middle School: Dog's Best Friend by Patterson, James
"Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable-until Rafe spots his grandmother standing on the free-meal line at the local soup kitchen. In order to help bring in more money, Rafe concocts a brilliant plan-a dog-walking business that soon turns into a huge money-making neighborhood empire"-- Provided by publisher.
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